"Hey........ {long pause} It's Xander. I'm here on the island. Which.. you may already know if Parker got to you before I did. It's been a while, which... you may also know if a thousand pounds of e-mail spam got to you before I did. ..You might want to read that before you call me back. {Another long pause.} If you want to, the phone's still the same. Even the twinkie part. Whoever made this thing does good work."