Voicemail!

[bridge_carson]

Hi! Dude, I'm not here. Uh, obviously, because if I was here, you'd be talking to me and not this silly recording... um. Right. Anyway, if you need me, leave a message here- I'm sure I'll remember to check this thing regularily. Or at least, I'll try t- *muffled crashing noises* RIC! Get down from th *BEEP*

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[needsaparrot]

[Incoming e-mail, sometime right before first period, NOT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO CHECK IT ANYTIME SOON BECAUSE YOU ARE BUSY BEING KIDNAPPINATED.]