Women brandishing weapons at him is not a new experience for Xander Harris. In fact, women brandishing weapons at him usually takes up an entire subcategory of Bad Wrong Thoughts that gets filed somewhere to the left of That Chick From Space Battles In The Gold Bikini.

But this is Bridge's mother, and for once the gods are not laughing at Xander Harris...much... so the only thought he has is the Slightly Insane one that he's glad she loves Bridge enough to brandish weapons at him.

"On a scale of one to ten? Nine billion and forty-seven."