Voicemail!

[bridge_carson]

Hi! Dude, I'm not here. Uh, obviously, because if I was here, you'd be talking to me and not this silly recording... um. Right. Anyway, if you need me, leave a message here- I'm sure I'll remember to check this thing regularily. Or at least, I'll try t- *muffled crashing noises* RIC! Get down from th *BEEP*

Comments

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Bridge! Kawalsky. The guy who found your robot dog. Ever played hockey? Well we're getting a squad together. No experience necessary. It's a team sport, if you don't know what it is. Loads of fun. If you want to give it a shot, fill out a form and drop it in the box outside room 239/240. See ya later, pal.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Um, Bridge? Hi, this is Rory Gilmore. I don't think we've ever actually met, but I'm contacting everyone who indicated that their Parents' Weekend visitor or visitors might have any sort of special needs.

So, your superior officers are coming? And they're...aliens. Could you please be more specific as to any particular needs they might have? We want to ensure that they have the most comfortable and fun weekend possible. Give me a call back at 445-6673 when you get the chance, okay? Take care. Bye!"

[sooo_cute]

Hi, um... Well, your name's not important because I'm changing it anyway. This is Quinn, your master, I mean, mistress... We need different names for this because that sounds weird. Anyway, you're calling me O Goddess My Goddess from now on. Get used to it.

I just found out about the Ethics project and I have a whole list of chores, so if you could come on by... Wait, why am I being polite? I'm in charge! Get over here on the double, mister!

Bye!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

The following items are left wrapped outside Bridge's door. They are addressed to B. Carson.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0071413588/ref=wl_it_dp/002-3380531-1925646?%5Fencoding=UTF8&coliid=I1HLEX3YK2M5Z8&v=glance&colid=1LN04EQG9YAI9

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007BKUO/qid=1130055276/br=1-3/ref=br_lf_t_3//002-3380531-1925646?v=glance&s=imaginarium&n=900812


The card reads..

To: Bridge
From: Kawalsky
Sorry I couldn't find any in green.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yo, Bridge, I love you man, but can you swing by sometime and pick up RIC? 'cause he's still here in my closet and I'm getting kind of paranoid he might be picking up some . . . um . . . unusual new data or something. Just not tonight, 'kay?

You Won!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh_ooc/200727.html

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Bridge, hi. It's Rory. I was wondering if - assuming the place we're going to is flexible - maybe you wanted to postpone the interview to later this week? A bunch of stuff has come up with me, and I just don't think I'd be a particularly good interviewer. So, um, give me a call back or whatever and let me know, okay?"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*cought* http://photobucket.com/albums/a184/therabidone/drtommy/ *cough*

[fates_jaye]

"HI! It's Jaye. Hey, I'm at Caritas. I need your dog. For like, radio reasons. Not because I need your dog or anything. Except I do, for radio reasons. Help!"

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Jaye. I'm sending RIC over. Uh, you'll need to deactivate him and then activate the secondary power source for the broadcast to work... so um, as long as there's someone there who can do that, you should be good."

Due to Crowley's thing

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*In a very schmoopy voice*

Hey... It's Marty. I know things have been weird between us lately, but I want to make it up to you. I thought we could just get some take out, snuggle... maybe make out like two ferrets in heat. *snickers*

My place? 10:00? 10:30ish?

Love ya...

*wet sounding kiss*

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

This is Jake.

What the fuck, man? Ferrets?

And, anyway I've never seen you with the good coffee.

Crowley's Phone Aggravation continues!

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

Now, Smith dials up Angela Chase, and leaves a message. With the wrong system, of course.

"Ahem. Your boyfriend has taken to propositioning a member of the administration for ferret sex. You should keep better control, or else I will have him fixed. That will be all, please enjoy your day."

He hangs up in frustration.

[For Message Redirection Hijinks]

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"This is Alex Krycek, and as much as I'm flattered you're offering, I don't need the money, thanks."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

(Rory's voice is soft, and her tone is intimate. She's obviously speaking to someone she cares about. Yes, in THAT way.)

"Hey. I just wanted to check and make sure that you're okay. After, y'know...last night and all. I wish we'd gotten to talk a little more, but...yeah.

Give me a call back. Or, um, come help me move later. I could certainly use someone with skills like yours and all. And I know I'd love to see you. Um, bye."

Crowley!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

From here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/leeadama/2120.html?thread=1208904)
"As long as we all strip down to our underwear and have a pillow fight, I'm in."

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin returned Lee's phone call (http://www.livejournal.com/users/emo_padawan/4085.html?thread=345845#t345845):

"Listen, man, for the last time, there is nothing going on between Rory and I. And I would appreciate it if you stopped spreading such rumors around. Because I'm beginning to find your obsession with us a little disturbing, frankly."

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants leaves a message of two full minutes of adorable little squeaks. If one could understand "stuffed rabbit squeak", they'd know that it was demanding pie and a better spot on the shelf.

Crowley is bad!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[responding to this]

"You had sex with your best friend? Are you insane? No, don't answer that. Which best friend? And where? Please tell me you cleaned the evidence."

Because Of Crowley, This Goes Everywhere

[sensethevisions]

"Hi, this is Phoebe, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?" There's a pause then she continues. "I'm really cute and very attached to breathing, so I'd appreciate it if you would register for his two classes. I promise it'll be a worthwhile adventure..."

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

[from here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/anole_x/397.html?thread=3213#t3213)]

"No, I don't want a tatoo on my ass. I don't know if I even want a tatoo, though if I was going to get one, I'd probably get it on my ankle or arm or something. Or right below the waist. But not my ass. Why, do you have a tattoo on your ass, 'cuz I'd love to see that."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((In response to this.))

Okay, I don't know who you are but I would never have to ask you for condoms to begin with. And you really should think about buying a pack because safe sex is important and you might be less crabby if you got some.

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

"Dude, it's Ted. I've gotta go out of town. Little Boy Blue Eyes Dude is running the class, so help him out if he needs it. I'll call you when I know something. Later dude!"

Early Monday Morning

[sensethevisions]

"Bridge? It's Phoebe. Uhmmm... can we get together and talk today? I could really use someone who'd understand what happened. I have no classes 3rd, 4th or 5th periods. Thanks."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip's voice comes from the speakers. It's a little slurred.

"Bridge? It's Pip Bernadette. I got an e-mail saying I should contact you about any poiwers I might have gained. Basically I've got the Midas touch but with glitter. Everything I touch is covered in glitter. I've somehow gotten it so that it's only my arms that do it, but it's still incredibly obnoxious."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Pip? Bridge calling you back. If you're free sometime tomorrow, would you mind if I did an aura check? It's just to see if your new abilities are coming from the same source as the others I've already looked at."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"Bridge? It's Cordy. I was listening to the radio last night and had an idea. Paige tried to heal Angel yesterday, but was unsuccessful. Maybe you could come by and do your psychic thing, see if you can figure anything out? Um, give me a call back. I'm heading down to the clinic now, if I don't answer."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Hey Cordy, Bridge here. I can totally do that... just tell me where and when!"