Voicemail!

[bridge_carson]

Hi! Dude, I'm not here. Uh, obviously, because if I was here, you'd be talking to me and not this silly recording... um. Right. Anyway, if you need me, leave a message here- I'm sure I'll remember to check this thing regularily. Or at least, I'll try t- *muffled crashing noises* RIC! Get down from th *BEEP*

Comments

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Mr Carson? This is Miss Frost. I have been assigned as your mentor. Please come by my office today or tomorrow so we may speak. Good day."

[sith_happened]

"Bridge! Road! Tree! Ocean! I know a lotta words!" *click*

Saturday Night, 3/3/2007

[needsaparrot]

"Your cell's going straight to voicemail. I hope that means you turned it off so you can concentrate on keeping yourself in one piece, or maybe the reception just sucks in Hell. No wait, you already went to hell. This is like what, Demon Hell? Because you gotta find new and scarier ways to scare the crap out of me every time so it doesn't get stale, right? Just not remotely kidding. I just... Crap. Be careful. Call me when you get back. Call me the second you get back. Let me know you're okay, okay? I l--.

Bye."

Late Monday Night, 3/26/2007

[needsaparrot]

".....*click*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"BRIDGEY Bridgey Bridge Bridge Bridge!! Hi! Is Rory! I just wanted to say hi 'cause I haven't in longlong time an' I have been thinking BUT ONLY 'CAUSE I'M THIRSTY an' NOT 'cause Jaye got inna school I didn't an' also I am NOT DRUNK no matter HOW much difficulty I'm having seeing my two glasses here. Also thought I shold tell you boyses are stupid, but you made me waffle thing so I think you're less stupid yay okay bye! Oh! Oh! Is Rory. 'Kaybye!!"

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

There is a long silence before a hesitant voice starts speaking. "Bridge... it's Marie... Um... really me. I... well... I just wanted to say I'm sorry for... I'm just sorry."

Then there is a fumbling noise before the call disconnects.

[multiplez]

"Hiiiiiiiiii Bridgey I think the punch is spiked. Um. So yeah. My dress is really pretty. You're not here. STOP BEING EMO. And, heh, this is me talking. Um. Bye."

Click.

[multiplez]

"Oh uh AND. I forgot to show you my dress this afternoon. Or you weren't in my room. Your room. I should probably stop talking now. But it's REALLY PRETTY. And YELLOW. Bye."

Click again.

[multiplez]

"Hey, it's Z. I swear I'm not drunk now, but there are a bunch of little kids in my room claiming to be mine and one of them's claiming to be yours, so, I don't know. HELP--no, Paris, don't touch the Synthetron--I gotta go. Bye!"

Click.

[multiplez]

"Okay, um, I don't know if you're not checking your voicemail or if you lost your phone again or if you never got it back after last time you lost it or what, or if I said something really horrible last night while I was drunk and if I did I'm so very sorry, but let me say this again more clearly. We bred. And the four-year-old result of said breeding is asleep in my bed right now with his half-sisters who don't get along. He's a really sensitive kid. And cute, I think you'd like him. And if you don't like him, I've got four more for you to choose from. Also, we fail at names. So, um, don't call me back or come by tonight because I finally got the majority of them to sleep--unless you really want to, in which case knock quietly--but yes. I have your son.

"Bye."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"...We what?"

*click*

[no-toast-thanks.livejournal.com]

"Bridge, it's Thursday Next here. I'm calling to check up on you after last night. Call me back when you get a chance please. Thanks."

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately Bridge is the victim of one of Jamie's drunk dialing accidents.

"Overpasses! Why? Why did you make sweet loves to my sweet woman in the alternate future where clearly I have no brain? I knows you is a nice guy but makings times with my womans? That's just cold. Also I want ice cream. 'Cuz it's cold. And since clearly I have no brain I can't get an ice cream headache."

Then there's a long pause and some sniffling on the other side.

"I don't want to be a Ninja Dairy Queen worker!"

*click*

[chasingangela]

"Hi Bridge, it's Angela. I kind of forgot about the phones with everyone being 5 last weekend. If you finished them, I'm going to go hang out at the Perk - catch up with me there? Or I'll see you later this week."

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Hey Bridge, it's John Sheppard. Just calling to tell you we're having our first Flag Football practice this Sunday, tomorrow, in the gym at 10am. Be there or be...somewhere else!"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Bridge! Calllll me. Slacking off in my Moscow apartment later tonight. Hope you're doing fine, just want to chat. Byeeeee."

Freaky Phone Friday

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy hoped Alec could come entertain her while she was at work. "Meow, good looking! Come keep me company? We could flirt or fight or something else fun! I'm so, so bored."

[not_in_the_book]

We've switched Ronan's voicemail for John Sheppard to Bridge Carson. Let's see if he notices.

"Hey, it's Ronan. Just wondering if you maybe wanted to go out tonight, get a couple of drinks. I was thinking we could head back to the dorms afterwards, and... well, I do still have those supplies. If you're interested."

Strange. He couldn't tell the difference.

Freaky Phone Friday...

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

"We've been slacking off in your training far too much. It's my fault, I know, but I'm ready to make up for that and we should really set aside some time for you to get more familiar with my sword. Call me back? We'll schedule something."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"Look. I don't care WHO you're kissing, but I thought you should know that I don't hate you. I just think you're boring and stupid."

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

[from here (http://girlzippo.livejournal.com/2525.html)]

"Jamie? Worm-hole? Space? Um, what are you talking about? Who are you, anyway?"

[blessed_twice]

[From here.]

"Dude? You're right. Totally not a date. Did I do something that made you think it would be?"

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Bridge, it's Sheppard. In an effort to get some cheering for football, I'm trying to get some gold team members to show their support for the cheerleaders by attending cheer practice on Wednesday. If you can come, that's great. If not, no worries."

[multiplez]

"Hey, Bridge, it's Z. If you were wondering where I was the last several days, I got yanked off for a workshop--which I think meant somebody in SPD finally figured out I can't shoot worth a flip, since that was most of it. Uh, anyway, I'm back now. Just thought you should know!"

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

There was one really important thing that Anders needed to do on Tuesday morning.

"Bridge . . . dude, I heard the crazy principal got to you. Give me a call, dude, if you can talk . . . let me know if you're okay, will you?"

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

"Bridge, hey. It's Tori. I heard you'd been called into Umbridge's office the other day. If she hurt you or did something to you? Let me know, please?" Tori paused for a moment, making sure her worry and anger were in check. "I know she's not usually what I fight," she had a feeling he knew what she was referring to, "but I'm willing to make an exception this time around. Especially, if she did something to you. Please, call me back or you can catch me at Book Haven until 5:00 today."

Zinging in by satelline from Gerlach, Nevada

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*ring*

Parker had time to kill. The line for the pizza parlor was about half an hour long, from what she could tell. And better to make this call sooner, rather than later.

Re: Zinging in by satelline from Gerlach, Nevada

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Uh, hello?" Bridge says, picking up the phone.