Voicemail!

[bridge_carson]

Hi! Dude, I'm not here. Uh, obviously, because if I was here, you'd be talking to me and not this silly recording... um. Right. Anyway, if you need me, leave a message here- I'm sure I'll remember to check this thing regularily. Or at least, I'll try t- *muffled crashing noises* RIC! Get down from th *BEEP*

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[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"...You weren't kidding, were you? Um. Well. This is weird."

*click*

[multiplez]

Hissed into the phone: "I am going to kill you. And the others. Before this can happen--"

Then, louder: "No, sweetie, Artoo's not a toy--oh, you don't mind? Carry on then!" Then came the sound of wailing. "Crap, I have to go, I think Kimmy's astral projection just punched Paris."